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28 November 2009 @ 07:28 pm
{One-shot} Gunpowder  
Title: Gunpowder
Author: asianchik92
Pairing: Yoomin
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Changmin is a medical examiner, Yoochun is an agent. So when Yoochun gets bored he goes to harass Changmin. Enough said.

"Gunpowder was found at the scene."

"Gunpowder was found at your scene," A cheesy reply

"... That... makes no sense,"

"Exactly," The tall man paused before continuing.

"Okay, well the victim sustained blunt force trauma to the head, effectively knocking him out. Which is most likely why this military officer has no defensive bruises or anything for that matter." The tall man spoke gesturing to the body in front of them on the table.

"You have no bruises," The shorter man said, his finger brushing over the taller man's gloved hands.

"... Okay... Well i can say with conviction that the man didn't die from drug over dose. The autopsy says it clearly, the man was knocked unconscious, then was killed. As if the killer didn't want the victim to feel any pain." The taller man said walking over to look at the X-rays.

"Have I ever told you that you are really handsome," The shorter man said as he walked behind the other, his fingers trailing lightly on the other's hip.

"Yes, but not in the morgue."

"Would you like me to?"

"Rather you not,"

"Okay when? Tomorrow good for you?"

"Shut up," The tall man ripped off his gloves and threw them in the biohazard bin and brushed some imaginary dirt off of his pants.

"Are you coming?"

"No but you soon will be."

"Yoochun. Shut up. "

"Changmin..."

"Aish, come on, I'm going to go get some dinner..."

"Oh! I'm starving too!"

"Of course you're starving, after that much flirting anyone would be" Changmin muttered under his breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, You're paying for the the food."

They, by that time, reached the offices on the second floor.

"Because I'm the one that bottoms the most," The elevator door slide open to reveal a wide eyed Junsu who managed to the hear the last sentence that Changmin said. Junsu backed away slowly and walked back to his desk.

Yoochun and Changmin looked at each other for a good minute, before laughing.

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A/N: Okay seriously i don't intend to write comedy this much.. but Writing about Changmin just begs for it... :D Oh and if yu ask me why Junsu is always the one that is the butt of the joke I can tell you I have no idea why. ^_^

As always Comments, Critic, Random Babblings all appreciated
 
 
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(our enemies join); let's go kill the king.yoochunlove on November 29th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
spot.
asianchik92asianchik92 on November 29th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
-poke- decode chapter 9 is up pardon my shameless advertising

Spot is all yours
(our enemies join); let's go kill the king.: gate; trippedyoochunlove on November 29th, 2009 03:02 am (UTC)
i just read it :)

this was so cute! :D♥ and i love how you made them an agent and a medical examiner, the humor between the two of them works much better like that i think :)
asianchik92asianchik92 on November 29th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
I was watching NCIS... :D so blame that :DD
sbluesnow: bummiesbluesnow on November 29th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)
LOL CHANGMIN! WHAT DID YOU GUYS SAY BEFORE THAT???????

aww poor susu!!!!

asianchik92asianchik92 on November 29th, 2009 03:20 am (UTC)
:D yoomin talks remain a secret.. XD
dongbangniedongbangnie on November 29th, 2009 07:51 am (UTC)
"Because I'm the one that bottoms the most," <<< changmin really means it or it's referring to other thing? hehe
asianchik92asianchik92 on November 29th, 2009 01:48 pm (UTC)
:DDDDD I'll let you figure that out by yourself :D
ephemeral_blue: yoomin_secretsephemeral_blue on November 29th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
OMG.

This.

This was absolutely hilarious!

"Gunpowder was found at your scene"
LMAO... Yoochun is such a lame-o!!

I really really enjoyed this, Changmin has the best wit and Yoochun is positively greasy and uh.... loved it!!

I appreciate good humor fics so much, I wish there was more like them :D

Great Job!
asianchik92asianchik92 on November 29th, 2009 01:50 pm (UTC)
:D Hey Changmin is the snarkiest... I had to put something in there :DD

greasy!Chun is the best.. XD

Thank you!